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Henchmen
Job Description:
We are seeking energetic, misguided and easily influenced individuals, who have no problem following orders, no matter how evil or trivial they may seem. We recommend that only individuals with body shapes tending towards monstrous apply. Life expectancy in this position is not as bad as it has often made out to be, we promise. Unfortunately absolutely no medical aid or life insurance perks will be available whatsoever, in any way shape our form.
Job Duties:
- crack some skulls
- meat shield duties
- body disposal
- heavy lifting
- light lifting
- all lifting functions basically
- must look menancing when wearing a suit two sizes too small for you
- must be able to throw a shoe
- sociological influence experimentation
- must be able to say "or i could just break your legs" with a straight face
- knuckle cracking
- knuckle dragging
- interpretive dancing